Cook with the confidence of someone who's crushed a million McDonald's dreams. This perfectly relatable apron features the phrase that changed family economics forever: "We have food at home." — My Mom / Every Mom Everywhere.
The restaurant industry's greatest nemesis disguised as household wisdom. Mom's belief that condiments, mystery leftovers, and frozen vegetables somehow equal your specific culinary desires – now in wearable form while you prove her point.
Perfect for parents defending their grocery investments, home cooks who appreciate budget philosophy, and anyone who's ever transformed "we have ingredients" into "we have a meal" through sheer parental determination.
Because apparently having ingredients counts as having dinner – and now you can wear that wisdom while making it happen.
Product Features - 100% polyester canvas for a soft and comfortable wear - Convenient tie-back closure for a customizable fit - Stain-free design protects clothes from spills and messes - Vibrant, eye-catching colors to enhance your cooking experience - One size fits all, measuring 31.5" x 25.6"
Care Instructions - Do not dryclean - Do not iron - Tumble dry: low heat - Non-chlorine: bleach as needed - Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), gentle cycle
