"I'm Not Single, I'm Independently Owned and Operated" T-Shirt - Moder

Description:

Reframe your relationship status with entrepreneurial confidence. This cleverly designed t-shirt transforms the concept of being single into a celebration of personal autonomy: "I'm not single, I'm independently owned and operated" - because sometimes the best business model is yourself.

The Wisdom: T

his modern colloquialism brilliantly reframes singlehood from a perceived deficit into a strategic advantage. By borrowing business terminology, it transforms independence from something you lack into something you've chosen - a sophisticated form of self-empowerment disguised as casual humor.

Perfect For: Confident singles, entrepreneurs, anyone celebrating independence, or those who appreciate humor that flips social expectations. Ideal for business owners, self-employed individuals, anyone tired of relationship status questions, or friends who've mastered the art of being their own CEO.

The Philosophy: While ancient philosophers debated the nature of self-sufficiency, this quote brings that wisdom into the corporate age. It echoes Aristotelian concepts of self-actualization and Stoic ideas about internal locus of control, but with the added twist of treating your life like a successful business venture.

Design Elements: Clean, professional typography that plays with the business theme while maintaining the humor. The design balances corporate aesthetics with casual comfort, perfect for wearing your independence with both pride and wit.

Wear your relationship status like a business strategy - because being independently owned and operated never goes out of style.

Product features

- Available in multiple sizes from S to 4XL

- Double-needle stitching for durability

- Without side seams for a clean look

- Garment-dyed fabric for a soft texture

- Made with high quality 100% ring-spun US cotton

Care instructions

- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)

- Do not bleach

- Tumble dry: low heat

- Iron, steam or dry: low heat