"Life's Not Fair" All Parents Everywhere T-Shirt - Universal Parental

Description:

Wear the most accidentally profound statement in parenting history. This brilliantly honest t-shirt features the ultimate parental reality check: "Life's not fair" — All Parents Everywhere — because sometimes the deepest existential truth comes disguised as a response to bedtime complaints.

The Wisdom: This universal parental declaration represents humanity's most widespread introduction to existential philosophy. While philosophers have written entire treatises on cosmic justice and the nature of suffering, parents distill this complex wisdom into three simple words, usually delivered after denying ice cream for dinner.

Perfect For: Parents, philosophy students, anyone who's received this life lesson from childhood, or those who appreciate that profound wisdom often comes from the most practical sources. Ideal for new parents learning to deliver hard truths, or anyone who recognizes their first philosophy teacher wore an apron.

Wear the wisdom that shaped your worldview before you knew what worldviews were — because "life's not fair" might be the most honest philosophy lesson you'll ever receive.

Care instructions

- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)

- Do not bleach

- Tumble dry: low heat

- Iron, steam or dry: low heat

- Do not dry clean