If Everyone Jumped Off a Bridge - Mom's Risk Assessment T-Shirt

Description 

Honor mom's advanced catastrophic scenario planning! This t-shirt celebrates the woman who could escalate "can I stay out past 10?" to mass suicide hypotheticals in 0.3 seconds. Perfect for moms who specialize in extreme risk assessment, adults who recognize the genius of this peer pressure counter-strategy, or anyone who appreciates sophisticated maternal psychology.

Great for mothers who've mastered the art of hypothetical extremes, kids who finally understand mom's strategic thinking, or anyone who loves philosophical humor. Mom's ability to turn mild social pressure into existential crisis scenarios deserves recognition.

Features mom's complete methodology: "Advanced catastrophic scenario planning deployed to counter mild peer pressure. Mom's specialty: escalating 'can I stay out past 10?' to mass suicide hypotheticals."

Product Features
- Side seams provide structural support and shape retention.
- Ribbed knit collar retains its shape and offers elasticity.
- Shoulder tape stabilizes seams to prevent stretching.
- Made from a blend of high-quality cotton and polyester for comfort.
- Lightweight fabric ensures a comfortable wear for any season.

Care Instructions
- Machine wash: warm (max 40C or 105F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: medium heat
- Do not dryclean