Caffeinate with mom's advanced catastrophic scenario planning! This coffee mug celebrates the woman who could escalate minor peer pressure to mass suicide hypotheticals faster than you can say "but everyone else is doing it." Perfect for moms who specialize in extreme risk assessment, safety professionals who appreciate maternal logic, or anyone who recognizes the genius of hypothetical escalation.
Every morning coffee becomes a reminder of mom's undefeated record in peer pressure defense. Great for Mother's Day, risk management professionals, or anyone who learned that the best way to counter social influence is with absolutely impossible worst-case scenarios. Mom: keeping kids safe through strategic paranoia since forever.
Two-sided design because mom's methodology deserves full academic recognition with your morning caffeine.
Product Features - Microwave-safe for easy heating. - Dishwasher-safe for effortless cleaning. - Vibrant colors for a lively drinking experience. - Available in two sizes: 11oz and 15oz to suit your preference. - Lead and BPA-free materials ensure safety.
Care Instructions - Clean in dishwasher or wash by hand with warm water and dish soap
