Clean Up After Yourself - Foundation of Adult Functioning T-Shirt

Description

Celebrate the most important life lesson disguised as household maintenance! This t-shirt honors the universal parental wisdom that apparently separates civilization from chaos. Perfect for parents teaching basic human responsibility, adults who finally appreciate this profound life skill, or anyone who recognizes that this simple phrase contains the secret to functional adulthood.

Ideal for college dorms, new apartments, office spaces, or anywhere people need a gentle reminder about basic human decency. This isn't just about tidiness—it's about the fundamental difference between civilized society and complete anarchy.

Features the complete analysis: "The foundation of all adult functioning, disguised as simple household maintenance. Apparently the difference between civilization and chaos."

Product Features
- Available in sizes S to 4XL for a perfect fit.
- Durable double-needle stitching on seams.
- No side seams for a more attractive look.
- Soft garment-dyed fabric for unique texture.
- Made with ethically sourced 100% US cotton.

Care Instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean