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"Because I Said So" Travel Tumbler
"Because I Said So" Travel Tumbler
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Description:
Take the nuclear option of parental logic with you everywhere. This brilliantly honest travel tumbler features the most powerful argument in human history: "Because I said so." — My Mom / Every Mom Everywhere.
The ultimate debate-ender that translates to "I have run out of reasonable explanations and am now relying purely on reproductive authority." Perfect for parents who need their coffee as strong as their authority and their arguments as final as their decisions.
Whether you're rushing to soccer practice or surviving your morning commute, carry the confidence of someone who created life and isn't afraid to remind everyone about it.
Product Features
- Ribbed bottom for enhanced grip
- Vibrant prints using advanced printing techniques
- Spill-resistant, clear push-on lid suitable for hot and cold drinks
- Double-wall insulation maintains drink temperatures for hours
- Sturdy stainless steel construction for durability
Care Instructions
- Hand wash only
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