Protect your phone while carrying the most efficient argument ever invented. This sleek phone case features parental logic at its finest: "Because I said so." — My Mom / Every Mom Everywhere.
The circular reasoning masterpiece that ended every childhood debate, now available in convenient pocket-sized format. It's the nuclear option of parental authority condensed into portable wisdom.
Perfect for parents who need their authority accessible 24/7, anyone who appreciates the beauty of unanswerable arguments, and people who want their phone protected by the same logic that protected them from bad decisions for 18 years.
